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10 reasons why Jerry Seinfeld should not punt Windows Vista

pMost people are aware that Jerry Seinfeld has been hired by Microsoft (for $10 Million) to help them in their campaign to take on Apple and to revive the tarnished reputation of Windows Vista in the market. The idea is to portray "real life people" using Windows Vista and how it changed their computing life (or ways of doing things). Jerry and Bill Gates are the only celebs featured in the campaign. The rest of the people will be ordinary people like musicians or photographers. (MAC user demographics being targeted here).

I have listed my top 10 reasons why Jerry Seinfeld should not be used for the campaign.
What are yours?

10. He is not the IT manager / IT Director of any company, and his business IT motivation means jack to me.

9. Feeling nostalgic about some 90's sitcom wont make me think twice about implementing some cocked up operating system.

8. He has the worst voice in the world. I think that would put me off any advertising campaign!

7. He is an actor, comedian and an avid automobile collector not a serious computer user or a person who would be exposed to some of the "shakier" areas of Vista. What can Microsoft possibly expect a user like that to do on their system. And what about the rest of us who run software drivers and older hardware?

6. The campaign is badly positioned. Jerry is 54 years old. He is basically only representing 7% of the global computer users.

Stats indicate the following percentages of computer and internet users by age group.
18-24: 56%
25-34: 39%
35-54: 33%
55 or older: 7%

5. Come on, he was the voice for Barry Bee Benson in the most horrible kiddies movie of all time, Bee Movie.

4. Official stats show that 35% of all Vista computers are downgraded to XP. Is Jerry going to help us find / write drivers for all the nice hardware we are having trouble with.

3. The campaign's slogan is "Windows not Walls". It will focus on the need to "break down barriers that prevent people and ideas from connecting". I think windows is full of holes and some witty play on words and a $300 million campaign will not change my perspective. A $300 million rewrite of the software certainly will!

2. Making me laugh at witty quips is not going to sway any business decision I make, regarding the future direction of my IT department for the next 3-5 years. Also his jokes and good humor will not cover the ever escalating license costs from Microsoft.

1. In the episodes of Seinfeld you plainly see exclusively MAC computers being used (or at least around)!!! He is not a Windows user nor a fan of Microsoft.

This article is a bit tongue in cheek as Jerry is a super funny guy and I really respect how he has built himself up as a brand over the years. However he knows jack squat about IT.

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By: RexMan | Tuesday, August 26, 2008 at 12:30:00 PM | |

Man bites off friends nose during a drunken argument

On July 24 a man in Iowa, USA, bit off his friend's nose during a drunken argument. The argument was apparently over a broken bike and the pair had been drinking.

The other man asked Donroy Merrival to leave his appartment during the argument. Merrival refused and the other man hit him with a shovel. Merrival then bit off his friend's nose.

Merrival later told police that he did not think he swallowed the nose, but officials are unable to find the nose.

Here is a link to a video clip of the news report. Just goes to show it takes all kind of people to make the world go round.

Link to video clip
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Link to news report.

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By: RexMan | Friday, August 1, 2008 at 8:30:00 AM | |