This made me laugh so much, and with the World Cup Rugby on at the moment I could not resist in posting it!
Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone drinking water from a
He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaapk*k".
The other guy says, "I'm Australian mate, speak English!"
Koos replies, "Use both hands, you get more that way".